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Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask Siri

Now that the iPhone 4S has been released, Siri has become the feature everyone is falling in love with. It is a virtual personal assistant that understands your spoken words and attempts to satisfy your daily needs and requests.

But do you know that it has an attitude of its own? Siri says the weirdest and the most hilarious things. Below are the ten funniest things siri say that we’ve found from around the web. Enjoy!

1. How Much Wood Would a Woodchucker Chuck if a Woodchucker could chuck wood?


2. Tell me a Joke


3. Where do babies come from?


4. Knock Knock


5. What do you look like?


6. What is the meaning of life?


7. I need to hide a body


8. Who’s your daddy?


9. You are a bitch


10. Will You Marry Me?


If you know other funny Siri questions and responses, leave them in the comments so we can all enjoy!

Bonus- Hilarious Siri Parody: Arni

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  • orange98

    i got “the last person to ask me that ended up in a crevasse”

  • Kisten

    Ask “who let the dogs out” and she will respond “who?who?who?who?who?”

  • Hi

    I asked Siri to sing me a song and she sang me one from the Wizard of Oz.

  • Johnny

    Ask where can we have sex
    She says in my plug in section

  • Dr butter

    I asked Siri I want to jump off A bridge and she told me about a suicide preventable place

  • ATX

    ME: what does a fox say?
    SIRI: Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow

  • Chloe

    Ask Siri what does the fox say

  • Lisa

    What does the fox say

  • Lisa

    Who let the dogs out

  • Dragonlywhisperer568

    I asked how much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood and he (I am using one of the male voices for Siri) replied with:

  • Dragonlywhisperer568

    I asked how much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood and he (I am using one of the male voices for Siri) replied with:

    “A so called woodchuck (correctly speaking, a ground hog) would chuck–that is throw– as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid) if woodchucks in General had the capability (and presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.”

  • Listen

    I said (who let the dogs out )

  • foo

    Eliza was one of the first natural language processing systems.

  • Tyrese

    Ask siri “who let the dogs out”

  • HuskyDiva98V.S.

    Hey say “I’m your father” to her and see what happens LOL!!! It’s so funny, try it.

  • Athena Myers

    I asked her who Elgar was and she said: what!? Why do YOU need to know!?!

  • Imani

    Lol

  • Lalalalala

    I saw Eliza in a museum once she was just a dumber version of Siri with the computer psychiatrist on the screen

  • Lalalalala

    No she was not

  • Kate

    I asked Siri. Recite a poem for me. She said “roses are red violets are blue now don’t you have anything better to do?

  • HIIIIII

    THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!

  • Dani

    I asked Siri if he lived in my phone and Siri reples ” i live where troubles melt like lemon drops high above the chimney tops.”

  • Batz

    I asked her “what do you say to a woman with two black eyes” she told me her opinion doesn’t matter.
    Lol

  • Lollipop

    LOL

  • Lollipop

    OMG!

  • Lollipop

    OMG! I’m gonna try that!

  • Lollipop

    Siri hates me a lot

  • Lollipop

    I am sooo trying that!

  • Nikki

    Why are fire trucks red

  • Aislinnk

    I told Siri” can I commit suicide?”she said “here’s the number for a suicidal hotline…” Then she gave me a one 800-number!

  • Aislinnk

    I said “Siri, will you marry me?” She replied, “how old are you?”

  • Aislinnk

    Ask Siri, what does the Fox say?
    It’s so funny!!! LOL

  • Aislinnk

    I asked Siri, what does the Fox say? She replied with noises from the song!!!!!

  • Aislinnk

    When I Siri what the fox say, she started making noises!!!!!

  • Aislinnk

    I told Siri to sing me a song and she started reciting poetry

  • Aislinnk

    I asked Siri to tell me a joke and she respondedThe past present and future walk into a bar, it was tense.

  • Aislinnk

    LOL

  • John

    She auto called the suiciede prevention #

  • Teohuiling

    I ask Siri, ” Will you marry me?”
    She replied, ” You are not the first one that ask me.”

  • Freyjafrigga

    Okaaaaaayyyy…

  • Freyjafrigga

    Stop. Hammer Time!

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