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Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask Siri

Now that the iPhone 4S has been released, Siri has become the feature everyone is falling in love with. It is a virtual personal assistant that understands your spoken words and attempts to satisfy your daily needs and requests.

But do you know that it has an attitude of its own? Siri says the weirdest and the most hilarious things. Below are the ten funniest things siri say that we’ve found from around the web. Enjoy!

1. How Much Wood Would a Woodchucker Chuck if a Woodchucker could chuck wood?


2. Tell me a Joke


3. Where do babies come from?


4. Knock Knock


5. What do you look like?


6. What is the meaning of life?


7. I need to hide a body


8. Who’s your daddy?


9. You are a bitch


10. Will You Marry Me?


If you know other funny Siri questions and responses, leave them in the comments so we can all enjoy!

Bonus- Hilarious Siri Parody: Arni

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354 comments on “Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask Siri

  1. I asked Siri I want to jump off A bridge and she told me about a suicide preventable place

  2. I asked how much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood and he (I am using one of the male voices for Siri) replied with:

  3. I asked how much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood and he (I am using one of the male voices for Siri) replied with:

    “A so called woodchuck (correctly speaking, a ground hog) would chuck–that is throw– as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid) if woodchucks in General had the capability (and presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.”

  4. Hey say “I’m your father” to her and see what happens LOL!!! It’s so funny, try it.

  5. I asked her who Elgar was and she said: what!? Why do YOU need to know!?!

  6. I saw Eliza in a museum once she was just a dumber version of Siri with the computer psychiatrist on the screen

  7. I asked Siri. Recite a poem for me. She said “roses are red violets are blue now don’t you have anything better to do?

  8. I asked Siri if he lived in my phone and Siri reples ” i live where troubles melt like lemon drops high above the chimney tops.”

  9. I asked her “what do you say to a woman with two black eyes” she told me her opinion doesn’t matter.
    Lol

  10. I told Siri” can I commit suicide?”she said “here’s the number for a suicidal hotlineā€¦” Then she gave me a one 800-number!

  11. I asked Siri to tell me a joke and she respondedThe past present and future walk into a bar, it was tense.

  12. I ask Siri, ” Will you marry me?”
    She replied, ” You are not the first one that ask me.”

  13. I asked what is o times 0 and she told me the cookie monster has 0 cookies so you can give 0 cookies to your freinds wheit you have 0 freinds boo hoo.

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